Bem sei que estou a repetir conteúdo, mas o Felix merece. Esta letra é algo de extraordinário e tem mesmo que ficar registada aqui no blog. As partes que sublinhei são magníficos tiros certeiros, entre o humor satírico e a razão pura. O clip de "Congratulations" marca neste momento 67 milhões de visualizações. Cinco milhões e meio de gostos. Deuses.
T-Series! (Yeah!)
It’s your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences, but today
I just wanna tell you
Ay, congratulations, it’s a celebration
Party all day, I know you’ve been waiting (Here we go!)
Ay, congratulations (Woo!), it’s a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you’re amazing
Ay, congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians
Yeah you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you’re at number one
Hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
Oops! Didn’t think we’d see?
It’s right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media
I’m sure right now there’s nothing that you’re doing that’s illegal, yeah
I’m certain that you haven’t had collusions with the mafia
For legal reasons, that’s a joke
For legal reasons, that’s a joke
For serious Indian mafia, please don’t kill me that’s a joke
India, I’m sorry about the memes, you’re the best
I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh*
I’ll take on all the world for you, I’m a heavy hitter
‘Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hitler**
Ay, congratulations
It’s a celebration
Party all day, I know you’ve been waiting
Ay, congratulations
It’s a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you’re amazing
Congratulations
Congratulations (It’s a big day)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
I got a letter in the post
Hmm what is this?
T-Series saying cease and desist
Had a problem with me telling them to “hold their defecation”
But, let me educate you silly, that’s not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can eat on this! (Still not defamation)
Suck my f**king Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation)
Did you know that Indians are poo-poo in their brains?
That’s a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation!
India got YouTube figured out, that’s sick son
How ‘bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)***
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty but
Looking at T-Series’ past, I’m guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine year-old army
Non-alcoholic ‘cause I had a real problem
But we still out there, live it like we ‘bout to kamikaze
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it’s been an adventure
It’s the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy
You’ve been by my side
There’s no army in the world
I would rather give me watch time
It’s been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here’s one last brofist from the number one
In the world
Ay, congratulations
It’s a celebration
Party all day, I know you’ve been waiting
Ay, congratulations
It’s a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you’re amazing
Congratulations (Skrattar du)
Congratulations (It’s your big day)
Congratulations (I’m f**king lit)
Congratulations (Such a big day)
Congratulations, T-Series
You did it
Yatta desu ne
Hope that “#metoo” stuff doesn’t severely affect your bottom line
*O Bangladesh não faz parte da Índia e há um velho conflito latente entre a Índia e o Paquistão por causa deste território.
** O Felix não canta a palavra Hitler e nas legendas aparece apenas o termo "Hi-"
*** Dave Paul Brown refere-se aqui ao sistema de castas, que impossibilita a mobilidade social na Índia.
Music & Lyrics: David Paul Brown, Joel Gustaf “Roomie” Berghult, Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
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