The Teachings of Don Tzu:
— Melissa Wong (@Melissa_WongMT) April 8, 2026
"Always insult your allies before a war, so that when you need them, they ignore you"
“If you don’t know what you’re doing, neither does your enemy”
“I may have a plan or I may not”
"If the enemy fights back, declare it unfair" pic.twitter.com/kStrvfeg3k
Don tzu is going to win pic.twitter.com/eq7yjUwOSO
— jesti (@jjjesti) April 12, 2026
If you are in the Epstein files start war to distract -Don tzu pic.twitter.com/8voXzQUZQw
— jesti (@jjjesti) April 9, 2026
Don Tzu: “If you can’t open it, close it tightly.” pic.twitter.com/vDVHEaqyVd
— badger (@badger69420) April 12, 2026
Don Tzu: Mock your religious leaders. Portray yourself as a god. The enemy will believe you are batshit crazy. This is when you strike. pic.twitter.com/sHqN7G2ehF
— Alex Christoforou (@AXChristoforou) April 13, 2026
To confuse your enemy, first confuse yourself. Don tzu pic.twitter.com/6ibkyeq0EF
— jesti (@jjjesti) April 9, 2026
So much of winning is sometimes injurious to health.
— Gaurav (@GauravTip) April 13, 2026
Don Tzu! pic.twitter.com/3b3TuQCnzI
Can’t fade Don tzu pic.twitter.com/Nn5WYdMZ3Q
— jesti (@jjjesti) April 8, 2026
— jesti (@jjjesti) April 9, 2026
